OK?

My frind Lioness is jokely mouthing a kinky song at me. its hilarious! :)

Stupid Laptop

I have literally written this damn post like 5 times, but because the school provided us with shitty laptops, it keeps loging off before I have a chance to post this. I just pray that you are acctually reading this because i finally posted it.

Just popped into my head...

A guy was at his mates house and they were talking about the usually self indulgent guy stuff. So randomly they start boasting about how big their dicks are and so on. One guy ends up showing the other to prove his is bigger.
The other guy goes: "Fuck your right, it's bigger..... *pause* .....do you have any scissors?"

Wondering...

Are forks evolved from spoons?

If you ask me...

Pigeons are rats with feathers.

:/

Princess just said:
"do yo wanna know a joke!"
Ravenn said:
"ok"
Pricess said:
"you life"

Best Insult Ever!

When god made you, he was drunk!

OMG!

Me and my awesome friend Lioness were really bored last night so we moved tables and found this retarded book called 'Believe it or Not'.
needless to say we read it, and almost shitted ourselves laughing at the ridiculous adn seeming ly immpossible things that people have done. but the thing taht really caught our eye was a very disturbing picture or a blind rat bear thing. so with our curiousness buring us from inside out we began to read the article below. It was acctually a picture of the winning dog of the 'Ugliest dog in America Competition.' yes I almost puked when i realised what it was, yet I can see why it won.

all I can say is:
U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alliby, You ugly!
Yeah YOU UGLY!

Wondering...

If I went bald and then got a hair transplant, would my fake hair fall out too?

Schoolies?

ok so me and my BFFL were just talking about what we aregoing to do in shoolies week. Ok we are both going to be too young anyway and my parents say they could fly me to FiJii! Sam says that we should book a cruise around the pacific islands!

Its a fantastic idea! Some of my friends really want to go to schoolies, I don't know why. It's seems rather dangerous and stupid. I mean you could have your parties right here.

Mini E has arrived in th elibrary and she says, "My mum would never let me go, even if I plan on going."

Sam: like half the people in our group are to young to go or even do anything interesting up there.
Mini E: I'm convincing mum to take me to England, America or Italy.
Me: I wanna go on a cruise and party in thelate night clubs on board!

I guess that 10- 14 nights on a cruise would be fantastic!
Well it would be better than getting raped, mugged, robbed, bashed e.c.t. at schoolies.

NO offense to anyone who wnats to go..... Kinda

Scarred for Life!

OMG! I am, as the title suggests, scarred for life! Today whilst I was making my way down to my bus stop I noticed to my great regret and elderly man watering his garden across the road. Ok here comes the scary part. He was wearing nothing but really really tight and tiny BUDGIE SMUGGLERS!

I will have nightmares tonight, that I garentee it!

Photo fun

ok so this morning me and my friends don't have any exams so we are in the library taking all these random pics on my computer. Heres our faaaaav pic!

Cute eh?
i reckon its awwwwwwwwsome!

OMG! Rivalry Blog!

My Bffls made a blog drag ur cursor her for the link -> HOLLY!

Awsome Arvo

OK, so no-one in the whole of our grade has an exam from 1:00pm onwards so basically every one left school early (because we can!) and either went to the beaxh the mal or acctually home to study.
Ella, Annika, Zoe and I went to Little Kittys house and watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Little Kitty got pissed at me because I kept reciting the words of the script of by heart at the exact time that the actors said them. (Yep I'm a Harry Potter fan, big time)
Well, we ate ice cream and little milo custard cup things. We said hi to her two cats and to her fish and tried with out success to read Little kittys texts to her new boyfriend.
We went on facebook and skype a bit, but after a while it got boring. Any way, you all should have seen the stack of DVDs that Zoe brougth out tovote on which to watch. There was like ten choices. In the endwe just yelled at her to put Harry Potter on.
I really want to say a big THANKYOU to Little Kitty for letting my come to her house and saving me from dying of bordem 'studying' back at school.
THANKYOU LITTLE KITTY!  ILY!  <3 :)

A New Blog

There is a new blog on the block, and it belongs to my very close friend, Little kitty!
You should check it out!

Exams :/

Mates, I'm literally 30 minutes away from my first exam. RELIGION. As you all probably know, I am a girl of science, and therefor have no care for the mumbo jumbo of christianity, judasim, Islam e.c.t.
So I'm sitting here not studdying of course but inflicting upon you (my faithful redaers) my rath of contempt for religious studies.

And with that particular phrase in mind, I bid you farwell, as I embark on a painfull journey commanly known as the 'Exam'.

Just popped into my head...

If a rubber duck squeeks like a live mouse, then would a rubber mouse quack?

If you ask me...

If you ask me if I thought sex was better than a relationship, I'd say no.
Just a bit of Ravenn trivia for you.

:/

not doing homework + my evil son o'r bitch teacher = a lott of shit for me!

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooo screwed.

Exams :/

well, yeah. This weekI'm doing my yearly exams.
Boring!
As you know I don't do my homework, so it's obvious I didn't study.
Unless I'm cooking drawing or painting as my exam I know I won't pass anyway. If I'm not passionate about a topic, then I'm no good at it. Simple as that.